The Art of the Soft Decline

Master the art of the gentle, guilt-free decline. From the perfectly timed text to the socially acceptable excuse, we’ve got your back.

When Your Bed is the Only Relationship That Works

When your love for your bed outweighs your love for brunch.

Excuse: 'I have a critical nap scheduled that cannot be rescheduled. Please understand.'

Featured Blog Posts

The Perfect Excuse: A Guide to Flaking Like a Pro

Master the art of canceling plans without guilt or awkwardness. Here’s how to craft the perfect excuse every time.

Learn the secret to flaking with style and grace. From the perfectly timed text to the socially acceptable excuse, we’ve got your back.

When Flaking is Actually the Responsible Choice

Sometimes, staying home is the best decision you’ll ever make.

Discover when it’s not just flaking—it’s self-care. We break down the times when canceling plans is not only okay, but necessary.

The Art of the Soft Decline

How to Say No Without Feeling Like a Jerk

The soft decline is the ultimate flaker’s tool. Here’s how to master it and maintain your social standing without guilt.

Flaking in the Digital Age

How to Cancel Plans in a World of Instant Messaging

In the age of instant communication, flaking has never been more challenging—or more essential. Here’s how to do it right.

The Flaker’s Survival Guide

Essential Tips for Avoiding Social Obligations Like a Pro

From mastering the art of the excuse to navigating tricky social situations, this guide has everything you need to flake with confidence.

Discover the Flakiest Reads

Dive into our collection of witty, insightful, and hilariously relatable blog posts. From mastering the art of the soft decline to crafting excuses that are simultaneously genius and guilt-free, we’ve got the flakiest reads to keep you entertained and inspired. Whether you’re looking for tips on how to navigate social obligations with style or just want to laugh at the absurdity of modern life, this is your go-to destination for all things flake-related.

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