Where Humor Meets Self-Care

Flaking, Redefined

Crafting Excuses with Heart

Empowering You to Stay Home with Style

People Love Us

You wouldn’t believe what they have to say

Dorothy Vaughan

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Had a great experience with ACME, timely and courteous communication and great workmanship. Will definitely use them in the future.

Dorothy Vaughan

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Beware!!! I really don't want to leave a bad review because I have used this company for years but the service was really really awful and it had been good for many many years. Not sure if there is New Management in place, but it sure seems like it. The supervisor that I spoke to who I think was also the one that came out to see what the problem was, was really rude, unprofessional, argumentative and seemed like he really didn't want to be bothered with the small homeowner if we didn't get their $9,000 brand new system. What really bothers me though is that it was a supervisor that came out and he never looked at nor diagnosed the problem that I called him out there to look at and when I was trying to talk to him to see if he would come back out so he could at least look at what I called him out there for, he tried to overcharge me for that visit too. This company used to be good I don't know what happened. They must have a lot of high-end customers and don't need the small homeowner anymore unless the small home owner agrees to finance an over charged fee. Something about the way Acme is doing business now feels crooked and predatory. Better Business Bureau and Consumer Protection Affairs should investigate. The supervisor came out took money for inspection fee (overcharged $125.00, when it was suppose to be $109.00) and never looked at the problem I called him out for. Be careful!

Dorothy Vaughan

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Adam was fabulous! He accurately accessed the issues with my wall heater and throughly inspected every aspect including the condition of the ventilation on top of the roof. He pointed out the specific areas that were cracked and/or deteriorated and explained our options. No attempts at up selling , no pressure what so ever. He was courteous, professional and prompt. Their dispatcher was equally professional and confirmed our appt the day prior. She also called to advise that their technician had finished his previous job sooner than expected and could arrive 30 minutes earlier if convenient for us! Their service call fee is half the rate of other companies and was waived/applied if we choose to have them do the job. I highly recommend this company and fine their entire manner of conducting their business outstanding.

Dorothy Vaughan

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We have had a great deal of work done by Acme, and all of it has been first class. They replaced our heater, added air conditioning to our home and did the same with a rental we had. Was it cheap? NO! But I was not looking for cheap. I was looking for high quality, good workmanship, and a dependable company. I got that and more. They were on time, cleaned up, and were positive and friendly as they worked in our home. I recommend this family company highly.

Dorothy Vaughan

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Great service. I Had a new central heating and air unit installed by Acme And they did an excellent job. The technicians were very efficient and knowledgeable, and answered all my questions. I’m very happy with my new System.

Dorothy Vaughan

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Great service. I Had a new central heating and air unit installed by Acme And they did an excellent job. The technicians were very efficient and knowledgeable, and answered all my questions. I’m very happy with my new System.

From Cringe to Confidence

Before Flake Genie, there was just [Name]—a regular person with an irregular fear of social gatherings. From dodging awkward office parties to politely declining yet another dinner invitation, [Name] became a master of the art of evasion. But it wasn’t always smooth sailing. There were missteps, there were cringe-worthy texts, and there was a lot of guilt. That is, until [Name] realized that flaking didn’t have to be a dirty word. It could be an art form. And with that epiphany, Flake Genie was born.

MeadowThe early days were humble. Just [Name], a laptop, and a growing collection of excuse templates. But as more people started to hear about this revolutionary way to avoid social obligations with style, Flake Genie began to take off. Suddenly, [Name] wasn’t just flaking—they were empowering others to embrace their inner flake with confidence, humor, and a little bit of AI-generated magic.

Today, Flake Genie is more than just a tool—it’s a movement. A community of like-minded individuals who believe that sometimes, the best way to take care of yourself is to stay home and binge-watch your favorite show. And that’s okay. In fact, it’s more than okay—it’s a lifestyle. And Flake Genie is here to help you embrace it with grace, humor, and a little bit of passive-aggressive charm.

Lila Sparks

CEO & Master of Passive-Aggression

Samuel 'Sam' Quirk

CTO & Architect of Awkwardness

Olivia 'Liv' O'Flake

Head of Customer Flaking

Max 'The Flakemaster' Payne

Chief Wordplay Officer

Our Mission

Empowering You to Stay Home with Style

At Flake Genie, we empower you with AI-generated excuses to cancel plans effortlessly. Our mission is to blend humor and empathy, helping you maintain social harmony while enjoying the comfort of home.

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